1. What is your favorite cartoon? Жив був пес (It's Russian, technically, but was figuratively my childhood regardless)
2. What is your biggest fear? Rejection
3. What is your biggest achievement? Nothing, I'm a failure ;^;
Now that we're done with the formalities, let me ask some personal things:
4. Do you have a free sofa at yours? I'mma invade your damn country starting with your house: Nop, everything's too crammed here to fit anyone else in, much less a whole couch XD
5. Tell me a random, fucked up thing about you: I laugh at gruesome deaths when I hear about them (Idk why, someone help me)
6. What is your favorite food? Write a 150 word essay about it. Be passionate: uH
7. Show me your handwriting: I honestly can't with these questions, they are just too amazing-
8. Why are you here? I'm sure you're a good person that doesn't deserve this bullshit, anyway, I'll continue: Because work sucks and life sucks even harder
9. Which character from Spongebob do you identify as? ?
10. I'm done. You must be done too.
Any questions? Nop, I think we're done here! *stretches out lazily against cardboard boxes*
1. What is the first piece of art you remember creating?
2. What food could you eat your body weight in?
3. When you were little, were you scared of monsters under your bed or in your closet?
4. Are you bilingual? If so, with which languages?
5. If you were to land in prison, what crime would it be for? (You have to answer, don't just say wouldn't be there in the first place. XD)
6. If you could only save one person to run away with you into eternity, who would you choose? Why so?
7. Makeup? Or nah? (Meaning, do you like it?)
8. If you had the chance to hit one celebrity with a chair, would you? If so, who? And why?
9. Assuming you gained control of the universe, what changes would you make? Why?
10. On a scale of one to Harley Quinn, how much do you like chocolate?
~This is the end, close your eyes and count to ten (or don't, I don't really care either way)~